http://bigculture.com/personal-tags/jamaican-jokes The taxonomy view with a depth of 0. en http://bigculture.com/monopoly-exposed Videos http://bigculture.com/monopoly-exposed#comments Comedy Jamaican Jokes Sun, 30 Dec 2007 22:23:51 -0600 bigculture 876 at http://bigculture.com http://bigculture.com/kingston-lawyer-and-country-police <p>A lawyer runs a stop sign in Portland and gets pulled over by the Police. He thinks that he is smarter than the police because he is a lawyer from Kingston and is certain that he has a better education than any Jamaican Police. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Police expense.</p> <p> The Police says," Yuh License an yuh registration, please."<br /> "What for?" says the lawyer.<br /> The Police says, "Yuh didn't come to a complete stop at de stop sign."<br /> Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."</p> <p> "Yuh neva did come to a complete stop, Says the Police.<br /> License an registration, please."<br /> The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"<br /> "De difference is dat yuh hav fe come to ah complete stop -<br /> dat's de law. License an registration, please!" the Police says.<br /> Lawyer says,"If you can show me the legal difference between<br /> slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket.<br /> If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." That sounds fair.<br /> Get yuh rass outa de vehicle, sar, the Police says.<br /> At this point, the Police drape up de man, pull out his<br /> batton and starts beating the ever-loving hell out of the lawyer and asks,<br /> "Yuh waan me fe stop, ar just slow down?"</p> Articles http://bigculture.com/kingston-lawyer-and-country-police#comments Comedy Jamaican Jokes Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:18:50 -0500 dread 633 at http://bigculture.com